Celtics Suck!! Beat L.A.!! - It's Going to Be Glorious... Glorious I Say!!

Got sidetracked from my earlier post tying together Agassi, Kobe, and McClellan. I have bigger fish to fry now.

This is it baby. the big smackdown. The David Stern "I swear my league isn't fixed but boy this will do wonders for the ratings" Ultimate Match-Up.

I've been waiting 22 years for this. Last time around, my buddy Farhad and I were dancing around in front of his TV putting voodoo curses on Dennis Johnson as he bricked a free throw.

It was baby skyhooks vs. the Hick from French Lick. Showtime vs. the "Ugliest Team Known to Man" (seriously - the current Celtics team is a freakin' GQ show compared the fugliness that hit the court in the 1980s):

No offense intended to DJ (R.I.P.) but he was the only normal looking one out there.

Now we've got

- Kobe vs. KG

- Phil vs. the ghost of Red (smoking chiba vs. smoking cigars).

- Nicholson vs. ??? an Affleck maybe? Someone please tell me who the celebrity Celts fans are these days; and no Tom Brady and his model o' the month do not count.

- Me vs. my girlfriend - you can claim to have loved the Lakers first hon, but as soon as you went Celtics green... there's no turning back. LakerNation will does not abide turncoats! (yep - I'll be spending a few nights on the couch with the cats)


Lakes vs. Celts

Let the smack fly!